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Timeswimmers

story by Daniel Manning & Tyler Pomponio
written by Brad Einstein & Gary Pascal (koch brothers mystery show)
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From ars PARADOXICA and Whisperforge Radio Stories On the Air but it’s The Internet Now, its Timeswimmers! Dateline: September 11th… 2003… AD… Eastern time. We find our hero and story protagonist, Dagmar Pumpernickel, locked in the basement of the Pentagon. That dastardly dunce George W Bush has her tied to a water board! For nefarious waterboarding purposes, no doubt. What villainy awaits young Pumpernickel? Let’s find out today, on Timeswimmers!

Music

Redshift (Theme for ars PARADAOXICA)

written & performed by Mischa Stanton
[sheet music]

When I’m Not Here

lyrics by Tau Zaman
arranged & performed by Evan Cunningham
Chris Tedesco on trumpet
featuring Susanna Kavee as Helen Partridge

Electric River (acoustic)

written & performed by Eno Freedman-Brodmann

Minisodes

Curses

WRITTEN BY ALEXANDER DANNER & JEFF VAN DREASON (GREATER BOSTON)
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Swearing's come a long way in 70 years, but Sally's getting impatient. She's ready for a new age in linguistic expression.

**WARNING: This episode contains very, VERY strong language. Listener discretion advised.

“ODAR & You!”

written by Julian Mundy

A training tape shown to new ODAR recruits.

The Life & Times of Archimedes, the Cat

story by Daniel Manning, Julian Mundy & Danielle Shemaiah
written by Julian Mundy

A day in the life of Sally's cat Archimedes. Follow the Cat About Town; surely he can't get into more trouble than his owner. Can he?

Director Whickman

written by Mischa Stanton
released 15 may 2016 on Patreon

A day in the life of Chet Whickman, newly-appointed Director of the Office of Developed Anomalous Resources.

Mr. Cornish Goes to Washington

written by Julian Mundy
released 15 July 2016 on Patreon

Hank Cornish takes a trip to the Secretary of Defense's office, to make sure he's playing nicely with the new agency in town.

Municipal Matters

written by Danielle Shemaiah
released 15 November 2016 on Patreon

Esther and Chet get involved in local politics.

Gourmet by Grissom

written by Eli Barraza
released 15 January 2017 on Patreon

Sally figures out a brand-new use for ODAR technology: recording a CAGE cooking show.

 01: Hypothesis (original release)

written by Daniel Manning & Mischa STanton

Wolf 359: “Succulent Rat-Killing Tar”

If you like our show, there's no way you won't also enjoy the intense space-conspiracies of Wolf 359. It's one of our favorite podcasts, made by some amazingly talented and kind individuals. There are a lot of similarities between our two shows, in tone and theme–if we are "the sad time podcast," Wolf is "the sad space podcast." So, as a 2016 Christmas gift for creator Gabriel Urbina, the aP team made this 100% faithful shot-for-shot (gender-swapped) remake of their first episode, “Succulent Rat-Killing Tar.”

And don't miss some of the ars PARADOXICA cast as the crew of the USS Hermes in Episode 47: Into the Depths!